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ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS BOMB SHELTER

***bookmark this page, come back whenever you are about to snap.  New stuff will be added as the season drags on***

Coloring Contest
TRY THE ARSENIC LULLABY
RANDOMIZER!
with the click of a button random comics from past issues will appear on your screen...good luck.
CLICK HERE


ARSENIC LULLABY ONLINE STORE
Gifts for the evil jerk or weirdo on you list...of something for yourself if you don't wanna give anyone a gift.
CLICK HERE





THIS WEEKS BLOG/RANT

Douglas defends Gal Gadot's fee for autographs and points out the sexism in the complaining (yes...you read that correctly...he is DEFENDING her...it's a x mas miracle)
HERE
Douglas defends Rouge One as a better movie than people give it credit for (yes you read THAT correctly. He's defending a Star Wars movie...maybe we should start worrying about him...it is a rough time of the year)
HERE

X-MAS COLORING CONTEST
Stay busy and maybe win something by coloring "festive" Arsenic Lullaby Illustrations.  No actual skill required. All are welcome!

DETAILS HERE


X-MAS COMICS
X-MAS BLOGS
X-MAS
COLORING CONTEST

X-MAS PODCASTS
X-MAS CARDS
X-MAS GIFTS

HERE'S SOME WAYS TO KEEP BUSY...IF YOU'RE  A WEIRDO
  F5 YOUR BRAIN   -   week 1
From the darkest corners of the internet, once a week we will bring you a site or misc. wonder that will help you forget everything else that is going on.  Buckle up.

The dark underworld of pez dispenser collecting. I... sh*t... you... not.
INTERVIEW
PezOutlawblog
ONLINE STORE
Exchange money for
 comics,
prints,
original artwork
 and other things that will increase in value, unlike your fiat currency.
INSTAGRAM

Watch as Douglas struggles to turn ink and paper into something worth looking at.
HERE

ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS COMICS PART 1!

A very Clot X-mas

Frosty the snowman part 1 AND part2

Voodoo Joe X-mas!

***THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE, SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS IN TROUBLE...THESE MAY HELP***

***Suicide emergency instructions BLOG***
 
***SUICIDE PODCAST***

ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS COMICS PART 2!

Misc.

Downloadable pdf of
Baron Von donuts Xmas

NEWSLETTER 

Get updates, behind the scenes info, free PDF's, sneak previews, blogs, discount codes, contest info, direct to your email box...and before anyone else.

click HERE to sign up! 

THE BEST OF- X-MAS PODCASTS!

Some of the best X-mas related Podcasts, including the time he gave CPR to a dog, and the upside of Black Friday Violence

Listen to them all HERE
X-MAS BLOGS AND RANTS!

Some of the best rants and stories from some of Douglas' worst X-mases ever.

Like the time he saw a ghost, and the time he tried to help a hobo. read them all HERE
DOWNLOADABLE
ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS CARDS


Is Hallmark letting you down?  Download and print off some of these to hand off to the ingrates you feel obligated to hand...something to.

IN COLOR or BLACK AND WHITE TO COLOR YOURSELF!

      



***THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE, SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS IN TROUBLE...THESE MAY HELP***

***Suicide emergency instructions***
Don't do anything permanent until you read
this


***Suicide Podcast***
Think suicide is selfish or cowardice? Prepare to be enlightened. On the brink yourself? Take solace in his own struggles.

Listen Here















    


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