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ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS BOMB SHELTER

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Coloring Contest  here
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This weeks blog-Some madman invited me to the Netherlands

X-MAS
COLORING CONTEST
X-MAS CARDS
X-MAS COMICS
X-MAS PODCASTS
X-MAS BLOGS
X-MAS GIFTS
new stuff soon
  F5 YOUR BRAIN   -   week 1
From the darkest corners of the internet, once a week we will bring you a site or misc. wonder that will help you forget everything else that is going on.  Buckle up.

Week 1- the dark underworld of pez dispenser collecting. I... sh*t... you... not.

PezOutlaww
 
SEE US AT DUTCH X-MAS CON!

 Kom naar Dutch X-Mas Con, ontmoet mij en zie meer van mijn werk!

That's right, I will be representing 'Murica in the Netherlands! I'll tell you all about it.
INSTAGRAM

Watch as Douglas struggles to turn ink and paper into something worth looking at.
HERE

Check out the competition 

Here's the wrap up from last years X-mas Coloring Contest.  It grows every year but fear not, effort and creativity can be your sword and shield

click HERE to see last years winners 

ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS COMICS PART 1!

A very Clot X-mas

Frosty the snowman part 1 AND part2

Voodoo Joe X-mas!

***THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE, SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS IN TROUBLE...THESE MAY HELP***

***Suicide emergency instructions BLOG***
 
***SUICIDE PODCAST***

ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS COMICS PART 2!

Misc.

Downloadable pdf of
Baron Von donuts Xmas

NEWSLETTER 

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THE BEST OF- X-MAS PODCASTS!

Some of the best X-mas related Podcasts, including the time he gave CPR to a dog, and the upside of Black Friday Violence

Listen to them all HERE
X-MAS BLOGS AND RANTS!

Some of the best rants and stories from some of Douglas' worst X-mases ever.

Like the time he saw a ghost, and the time he tried to help a hobo. read them all HERE
DOWNLOADABLE
ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS CARDS


Is Hallmark letting you down?  Download and print off some of these to hand off to the ingrates you feel obligated to hand...something to.

IN COLOR or BLACK AND WHITE TO COLOR YOURSELF!
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***Suicide emergency instructions***
Don't do anything permanent until you read
this


***Suicide Podcast***
Think suicide is selfish or cowardice? Prepare to be enlightened. On the brink yourself? Take solace in his own struggles.

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The Arsenic Lullabies and all materials on this site copyright Doug Paszkiewicz.