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ARSENIC LULLABY X-MAS bomb shelter!
Well, If you are like me the holidays are a festival of pain, loneliness, regret, annoyance and disdain...a two month gauntlet full of reasons to cut our wrists and lay in a warm bathtub. So, let's hide here as the rest of the jolly ass world tortures each other with cheer, crappy gifts and forced family events.
For the next 2 months you can come right to this here page and fill your head with comics, blogs and podcasts that exist for one reason...MISERY LOVES COMPANY. so bookmark this page and give it a click whenever you fell just about ready to go apeshit on anyone in a santa hat or sweater! And hit those Share buttons and post THESE little pokes in the eye as a counter to all the happy ass x-mas crap your friends are littering the internet with.
we will add either blogs, comics, or podcasts often until the season has passed.
Click here for X-mas coloring contest!
click here to find gifts for.... yourself!
coupon code - humbug- is good for 20% off all orders
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A very Clot X-mas
A.L. xmass card pics
Frosty the snowman part 1 AND part2
Voodoo Joe X-mas!
THE BEST OF- X-MAS BLOGS!
Doug's plan to turn his x-mas around
Suicide emergency instructions
Do You know what today is? Doug tells of his Christmas Eve Tradition
The REAL reason to get rid of Thanksgiving
How to improve your life (for real)
Doug and the spider
Doug sees a Ghost
IF the X-mas spirit is making you feel like helping out, read this first.
Christmas is about family Doug relays a story about a family coming together
a brief apology followed by the most horrible story ever.
Doug goes to church and can now tell you everything that is wrong with the Catholic church and one thing it's got going for it.
-standard weekly blog here-
We have been putting up a lot of stuff here lately, not just Doug complaining (although there is plently of that.) We aslo have blogs from some of his comedian buddies...so go here often, you never know what is going to be waiting for you.
DEC 10 2014
Doug decides not to kill himself because there is too much work involved, and breifly talks about riots and the CIA
Dec 3 2014
Douglas talks about police violence and tries to defend Bill Cosby
Nov 15 2014
Douglas talks about his neighbors overdose and whether or not using a carptet cleaner would have been a good idea
THE BEST OF- X-MAS PODCASTS!
Dec 11 2013 a one way suicide discussion
Nov 29 2013 Doug discusses the merits of black friday violence
Holiday suicide talk! (JUST CLICK ON THIS ONE NORMALLY)
AS FOR THE REST RIGHT CLICK TO LISTEN OR left click to download or is it visa versa?
Dec 22 2012 Dead kids and hookers...merry x-mass
Dec. 19 2012 Doug and guest Decapitated Dan discuss our sad sad culture.
Dec 14 2012 Doug still has no hot water and compares sex offenders to people who tell kids there is no santa
Dec 22 2011 Doug gave CPR to dog , wants a suicide pac and has advice for pedophile victims
A lot of yelling involving the holidays, depression and airport scanners ...enjoy
Nov 18th 2011 Compare your bad week to Doug's (hint,if a white SUV with black tinted windows didn't show up at your house...you lose)
The Podcast below are from the era of the horrable neighbors...you can go in order or ...not.
Nov 28th 2010 The Holidays are here and Doug is depressed...although for my money he doesn't sound any different than when he is angry, tired, bored, or frightened
Nov 20th2010 Doug is pushed deeper into madness at the hands of a three year old
Part3 tells you why you should love "it's a wonderful life" and why you shouldn't kill yourself
Nov 12th 2010 Total breakdown- Doug shows the depths of his ill nature. and wonders where Kempo is
Oct 31st 2010 Doug's white hot hate for his Neighbors continues
ARSENIC LULLABY museum and gift receptical
(coming soon) No one to give a gift to?...f*ck em! send us one and we'll put it up here... or just post something you think we'd like.
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