THE BIG STALL 

ARSENIC LULLABY
 THE BIG STALL

 A collection of despicable stories for cynical jerks and weirdo's
 IIt is for people with a very dark sense of humor. If you are new to this series, try some samples (below) If you like those...then you need to own a copy.

If you don't like them...
best you leave here and never return.

SAMPLES OF STORIES IN THIS ISSUE...

CTHULHU

Cthulhu appears at a newspaper office to complain that his "acts of evil" don't get as much press as Satan's. The editor in chief cuts a dark deal with him.






BARON VON DONUT

Corporate Mascot Baron Von Donut and the morally deficiant CEO of Keesler Foods annoy each other while trying to make a Xmas commercial. It becomes an arms race of bad ideas, with each person trying to get the other to just give up on the whole idea.





THE GREAT DURANTI


A great magician wanders into a second hand store in search of something to help his act. Satan appears, cmpletely baffeled as to why Durante is wasting his time there when he has already sold his soul to become the most powerful magician on earth.









PLUS MANY SINGLE PAGE STORIES








AND MUCH MORE


 

 

HOMEPAGE

 
The Arsenic Lullabies and all materials on this site copyright Doug Paszkiewicz.