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Our writer/illustrator                    

Douglas Paszkiewicz

has been in the comics industry for 9 years now having done work on harvest moon, arsenic lullaby, too much coffee man magazine, the thousand deaths of baron von donut, pete the p.o.d postal worker and of course MAD magazine.  he also has 5 years of stand up comedy under his belt and some talk radio experience.  When he is not drawing or writing he is cutting himself with car keys because it feels just as fulfilling as drawing or writing.

Douglas first and foremost is a whore and is always happy to do freelance writing, illustrators, storyboards ect...he can be reached at

DOULGAS@

ARSENICLULLABIES.com

HE ALSO RECENTLY SET UP A MYSPACE ACCOUNT...BUT WE HAVE NO REAL INFO ON THAT AT THIS TIME...TRY TO SEARCH HIS NAME MAYBE...I MEAN HOW MAY PASZKIEWICZ'S COULD THEIR BE ANYHOW?!

OUR EDITOR IN CHIEF

Chris Januchowski

Chris has been in the comics industry for 7 years and is responsible for the success of arsenic lullaby and all of it's spin offs.  He is also the man to speak to about having us appear at conventions, in store signings, and advertising in our publications. 

Chris would like you all to know that while he has helped our publications grow he has no say in, nor does he contribute to the shameful content of our books and feels that we will all burn in hell...he can be reached at

fetus@

arseniclullabies.com

 

webmaster

Joe Wallenhorst

Joe wants nothing to  with any of us or any of you, but as Douglas once saved his life during a knife fight he has no choice.

Joe cannot be reached and prays every night for fascism to take over and make it possible to never have to see or touch people in different income brackets.

 

Online Purchase Questions

Have questions about an order you placed on the web site, then email Joe, our order dept manager -

orders@arseniclullabies.com

 

 

 

 

 
The Arsenic Lullabies and all materials on this site © Doug Paszkiewicz.
GOD BLESS RONALD REAGAN!!!