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THE IMPOSSIBLE CONTEST III The may be no way for you to win THIS cover to an upcoming hardcover book BUT...
You COULD win something like this...
(these are the final updated questions and rules) CONTEST RUNS FROM nOV.23 TO dEC 19Th (DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES) A PICTURE OF THE GRAND PRIZE WILL BE ADDED ON FRIDAY Okay…the time has come once
again where I don’t feel like writing a blog and instead run a
contest. the grand prize being some very valuable piece of artwork (the
cover to Pulp edition one and zero have been won in the past!!!) my
thinking is that this is an easy way to burn up a blog and it costs me
nothing since the questions are too hard for anyone to possibly win.
The flaw in this idea, at least in the past…is that people keep
winning. Which angers me to
no end…some of you people really pay attention to the blogs and issues
I’ve written, who would have thought. So THIS time…it’s
really impossible. But just
in case it’s not, the grand prize will be the artwork for the cover of
an upcoming hardcover collection of arsenic lullaby.
(we’ll post the picture Friday)
AND…this time…since no one can actually win…three runners
up…the top point getters…will get a cover recreation of their choice
done by me. (click here for examples)…so even though no one can win
this…ANYBODY could walk off with some artwork who manages to get a few
correct. 230 points are needed to
qualify for the grand prize there will be three cover recreations
awarded to the top three point getters below 230 points each contestant may ask
for three hints OR submit their answers to be graded once before turning
in their final answers. The
judges decisions are FINAL no lawyer speak technicalities or crying.
Our editor in chief Joe will be the final judge. for that sake of this contest content that appears in an arsenic lullaby TPB counts as arsenic lullaby even if it originally was published somewhere else questions that are red are worth ten points questions that are green are worth five points. questions in blue are worth 20 points. questions have been sectioned off by there relation to each other i.e. arsenic lullaby comic book questions, quotes ect... Section one...In the world of arsenic lullaby ... what key factor must one have to be the prey of raccoons? How many different times has pedophillin dan appeared? name all the periodicals he appeared in. What was
the first named character to cross over from arsenic lullaby into Mad Magazine? Who was the first
person to notice that voodoo joe doesn’t have a body? What are Voodoo Joes
hot dogs made out of? How did the 105th
airborne meet it’s untimely end? Douglas kept ONE page form
Arsenic lullaby Omega for himself...which page was it? Douglas kept One page from
Arsenic Lullaby pulp edition zero for himself which one was it? Douglas kept One page from
the first issue of Arsenic Lullaby for himself which one was it? Douglas has kept for
himself three pages in a row from one of his comic books…what are
these three pages? What is the first
appearance of Edgar breyers? What is the name of the
first character Douglas ever self published? Hidden somewhere in my
myspace friends, facebook friends or facebook fan pages is my
ex-wife…send her a mean letter and send us a copy. In the event of a
tie the meanest letter not involving vulgar language wins.
An Incorrect answer to this question is minus 10 points What state (out of out fifty states) is the page from Arsenic Lullaby were Voodoo Joe is eating a mermaid currently in?
Section two...random quotes What are these quotes from
(these MAY be paraphrased…so much for you just typing it into google
wise guys) “I was born to
disinfect all the sheep the flies and ants” “I told them I’d
shoot but ya didn’t believe me! Why
didn’t ya believe me?” “that painful decaying
love is the only thing that stands between you and the shrieking
nothingness you live the rest of the day” “everyone is a fucking
napoleon” “we have ways and
methods only madmen dream” “I have to believe
that or I’d lose my mind…lose my mind, that’s a good one.”
love is like crack that
laughs at you. I hate you cake! Revenge only helps the
next guy The
coroner should have
the time of death figured out in no time. There’s always
Easter Section four random Arsenic Lullaby... What is hidden in Ben’s
neighbor’s freezer? Years ago a flash
animation appeared on an arsenic lullaby website…it was taken directly
from an issue of arsenic lullaby. What
was it? What is the first comic
book convention that we attended while publishing arsenic lullaby. What was baron von donuts
first appearance? What/who was the first
character named JOE that Douglas published. What was Douglas’s
first SOLO cover. How many times have we SEEN baron von donut die…(i.e. SEEN the dead body of baron von donut) Which of these quotes is
NOT from Arsenic Lullaby 1-if retarded people knew what they were missing out on they’d all be angry drunks 2-stay in school kid 3-go into the bathroom
after breakfast and cut your penis off 4-that’s rich they’re
fighting over who’s in charge of a planet of morons 5-a tire iron beats four
aces Which of these quotes is
NOT from Arsenic Lullaby 1-if you drink vampire
blood you turn into a werewolf 2-the quality I look for
most in a woman is purely mental. The
ability to keep convincing herself I’m not the pick I truly am 3-voodoo is like a late
80’s jaguar 4-genral lee was actually
the angel Gabriel 5-falling in love is the worst thing that can happen to two people….so it’ll supercede anything else.
Section Five what is the connection ? tiny easter, powell, diamond, fred flinstone what is thier connection? Venice, Sewer, Welles, Lime What is the connection? Section six...what have you learned? /secrets and techniques much though was put into leading the eye through the page when doing the layout of this one page story...analyze and explain (worth up to TWENTY points so be thorough. HINTone point for each element that was used )
Bonus research round! Send me the rear
taillight lenses for a 78 elcamino. in 1990 the Steve and Garry radio program on wlup am 1000 did a radio play of it's a wondeful life...send me that recording (20 points for each half hour of the broadcast)
comments? concerns? myspace.com/douglasarseniclullaby www.arseniclullabies.com
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